| 1 | Hertie Querty | 708 | 35 |
| 2 | Running time: Artist films in Scotland from 1960 to now | 632 | 405 |
| 3 | Good Teeth | 563 | 305 |
| 4 | Sanguis Gratia Artis - Black Pudding Self-Portrait. | 522 | 58 |
| 5 | Cock and Bull | 521 | 282 |
| 6 | Devils In The Making: Glasgow School of Art and the Collection | 406 | 32 |
| 7 | Zenomap - Unrealised Dreams. A limited edition full colour poster featuring a series of drawings for possible future artworks and exhibitions. The drawings were executed in a faux Renaissance manner and were originally inspired by the collection of Leonardo da Vinci drawings held in the Galleria dell' Accadamia, Venice. The poster was distributed free of charge at the Scottish Pavilion and at other sites across the Biennale. | 404 | |
| 8 | BEEF BEAT BIG TIME SELL A LUNG TO FEED THE KIDS LOWER YOUR STANDARDS BOING BOING BOING SAUSAGE GOOD TEETH SMILE OF BEEF AND BACON BLASÉ FACE T SHIRT USE THE OBJECT HMS SPONGE MUNCHER MUSH WANT BEEF OASIS WHO OWNS THE CHEESE? DAMN YOUR SPAM GOAT BRAIN PERFUME (PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT BOY!) INTO THE VORTEX FAK SAUSAGE PIG OOZE HIVE AND THE TRIPE POD OF BIG THOUGHTS OH ROTTEN MOLAR OLD NED MOB HEAD LUNG DEAD A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF EQUALITY CONTROL PARALLEL INCREMENTAL SOPHISTICATION | 372 | 27 |
| 9 | When Humour Becomes Painful - New Meat (2004) DVD, 4:40 minTwo ventriloquist dummy self-portraits voice a series of cryptic monologues. They act in the burlesque, grotesque, melodramatic and slapstick manner typical of the British music hall tradition. The dummies were handbuilt by myself and John Beagles over a period of one year. | 371 | |
| 10 | What makes you and I different: Glitter Island | 369 | |
